Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.