Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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He pulled some strings.

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Deputin

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It's elected President.

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Gerrymandarin.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Obesity

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.