Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.