Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden) )

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants