Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.