Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.