Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank