Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh