What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH