What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2