What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt