What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked buddha.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

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What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.