What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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A Wii fit

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What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac