What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.