What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac