What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows