Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Mac Os X Jokes More Mac Os X Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Bad Experience Jokes More Bad Experience Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.