Because he kept locking up.
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He had a bad experience with windows.
They don't have windows.
Because it's not Adele
They use Force quit.
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Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They're both run by Unix.
I, Mac.
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Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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Because once go Mac you never go back.
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He had a bad experience with Windows
To the doc(k)!
To the Dock
A co-operating system.
A Dell
From PC
A wet one.
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Because they can't see if they close both.
Kay-so-deal-a?
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A subwoofer.
Submarines.