Because he kept locking up.
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He had a bad experience with windows.
They don't have windows.
Because it's not Adele
They use Force quit.
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Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
They're both run by Unix.
I, Mac.
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Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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Because once go Mac you never go back.
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He had a bad experience with Windows
You can't hear an apple
Looking for Jobs.
Because it was on old croc.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Wubbing one out.
Occam's razor
Parents.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
He didn't see the ewe turn.
Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.
They've got no sole.