Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

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Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Why can't anything be easy?

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time?

So they can prevent breakouts.

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.