What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !

What do you call the Scottish dentist ?

Phil McCavity !

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac