What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you call Dubstep on a Mac?

iDropIt