How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.