How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

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Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.