How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.