Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.