Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.