Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.