Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.