Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.