What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!