What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft