What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt."

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft