What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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Which number confuses people?

82

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.