What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.