What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Status Jokes More Status Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.