What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.