How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.