How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)