How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian