How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte