What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer