What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work