What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte