What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet