What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.