What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise