What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.