How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise