They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
An umbrellaphant !
By looking out the kitchen window.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
A picket fence.
Their balls will show.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.