How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What's your view on lesbians?

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.