How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.