How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Picket Fence Jokes More Picket Fence Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Mini Skirt Jokes More Mini Skirt Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise