How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room