How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room