How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )