How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room