How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.