Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Web Server Jokes More Web Server Jokes

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.