Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.