Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.