Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.