Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.