Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!