Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.