Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"