Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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Sweepstakes.

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yishan

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Derpentine.

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The sweepstakes.

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Sweepstakes.

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A Sweeping Generalization.

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Sweeping generalizations.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey