Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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early retirement

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!