Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave