How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating