What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.