What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !