Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing