Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.