Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.