Tennis Player Jokes

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What's tennis players favourite city?

Volley wood!

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.