Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing