Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Tennis Player Jokes More Tennis Player Jokes

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.