Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.