Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.