Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick. I'll see myself out.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!