Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
You flip it upside down.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
He's snowed in.
Igloos it together.
Brick and Orety
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
Because love means nothing to them.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Root beer.
A pig up truck
