Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In