Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.