Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black