Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies