Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Who is driving?

A cop.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.