Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.