Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
They want to catch the last goal-post !
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Ransom notes.
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
No, YOU the bomb.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Because of the windshield.
