The both leave your crotch on fire
If most people leave before shooting starts.
It was too mainstream :)
He got fired.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Take notes.
On crotches.
On crotches...
A: Ho, ho, ho!
He was buying drinks.
