How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"