Lindsay Lohan Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Miley Cyrus Jokes More Miley Cyrus Jokes

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.