The both leave your crotch on fire
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He was buying drinks.
A: Ho, ho, ho!
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Because it was framed
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Because they couldn't get 7up
C4.
The Moo York Times
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
One to get in and one to get out.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
You don't have electricians that are colour blind!
When you ask them "2+2 is ?":
