Lindsay Lohan Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.