Miley Cyrus Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!