How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball