How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball