How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Because he took the stairs.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Escargot stolen.

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She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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NEED MORE GAINS

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Hometwerk

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A shooting star

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Twerquoise

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WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.