How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

twerkins

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball