How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!"

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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

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Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.