How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Montana.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.