How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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You fit into his clothes.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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twerk

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Social net twerking

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball