Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a second grader with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.