Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Second Floor Jokes More Second Floor Jokes

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.