Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Hoarder Jokes More Hoarder Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible