Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

Collapse Jokes More Collapse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.