Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!