Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.