Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

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one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.