How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.