How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.