How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.