Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.