Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you