Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.