Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.