Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Why did the hippie lifeguard not save the drowning boy?

He was too far out man!!

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.