Because their wives are driving.
It slipped a disk.
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Because they're all pigs.
He wasn't single.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Juan and a half
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.