Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half