Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

How is this possible?

Shannon died in a car accident.