What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you do with a wombat?

A: You play wom with it.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!