What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.