How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.