How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.