How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

White Jokes More White Jokes

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even