Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.