Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.