What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun