What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun