What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun