What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.