What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt