What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

Wrap Music Jokes More Wrap Music Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!