What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Because he was Legoless

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I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Census presents for Christmas !

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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