How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.