How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.