How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What's green and german?

Snotzis.

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz