Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Play the change machines.

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science