Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.