Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!