What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!