What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Tennis Jokes More Tennis Jokes

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.