Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.