Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

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It's a fish.

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Pedal Jokes More Pedal Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling