How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory