What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.