What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What happens when I die?

Idk...

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.